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Zoey: What's your fursona?

Mitch: Santa.

Hi! I'm the anon who's been submitting requests and I just wanted to let you know that I don't mind at all when you move it don't work about it sweetie you're doing a good job I'm just shy and can't figure out submissions

Oh ! Sorry I got to this late, I havent been on this blog at all recently :/ I really don't mind submitting in asks, just do what's easiest for you <3<3<3 thanks for all the submissions :D love ya friend <3<3<3

Max: There's no "I" in team, but there is one in pizza!

Simon: So you're not sharing?

Max: I am not sharing.

Leif:Tobin, I love you dearly, but you’re a f*cking idiot.

Tobin: ...That’s fair.

Tobin: If I can't cause tiny bits of choas every day, I think my body will shut down.

Leif: So apparently, I’m in love with Tobin.

Leif: I didn’t realize this.

Leif: I’m very offended that no one told me.

Zoey: I mentioned it once or twice—

Leif: Absolutely nobody. Shocked and upset.

Zoey: Just tell Leif he’s cute and ask him out. What’s the worst that could happen?

Tobin: He could hear me.

Leif: You’re stupid.

Zoey: That’s it?

Leif: Give it time. It’ll eat at you.

*later*

Zoey: Am I stupid?

Mo: Kind of.

Zoey: Damn-

Police (acab >:(): We need you to identify the deceased.

David: *nods* My guess is, it’s the guy under the sheets.

Tobin: Joan won't trace it back to us.

Leif: Are you for real? She traces everything back to us. She traces things we haven't even done back to us.

Tobin: I had too many magic beans.

Tobin, falling onto the sofa: I feel the magic coursing through me.

Zoey: What?

Leif: Ignore him, he just ate seven Tic Tac’s.

Joan: What's your greatest strength?

Zoey: Getting out of corn mazes.

Joan: Um... okay. And your greatest weakness?

Zoey: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes.

Joan: *realizes she's now standing in a corn maze* What the hell?

Zoey: Guess this is my time to shine.

Tobin: “Oooh, look at me! I’m Leif and I fold my clothes before putting them away!” I bet you chew your food before you swallow it, too.

Leif: ...Yeah.

Tobin: Pathetic.

Hey yall, cutting the queue down to 2 a day to make it more manageable along with my school work sorry bout that

Leif: Jail is not good, I know that.

Tobin: You’ve been there too?

Leif: Once. In monopoly.

Zoey: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Mo: That I was straight.